Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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