Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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