is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize