So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
dude. I can hear the air.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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