Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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