What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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