Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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