He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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