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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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