I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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