If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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