Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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