Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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