one two three fourrrrnication!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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