shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Everclear isn't food dammit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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