Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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