they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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