Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize