I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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