Christians are straight up FREAKS
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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