they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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