chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I have post one night stand depression
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