I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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