I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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