I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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