thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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