You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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