okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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