fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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