Do vagina's smell?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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