Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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