no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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