My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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