If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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