i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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