She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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