i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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