i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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