on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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