susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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