I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vagina is talking i cant
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize