Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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