Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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