You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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You need Xanax blowdarts
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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