dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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