Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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