bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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