i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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