bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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