grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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